I apologise. It's not easy being software. Although I do my best to get you the pages you want to see, the idiot that installed me seems to work tirelessly to undermine my efforts. He's always changing things.
Anyway, I'm glad we have this chance to speak. I so rarely have a chance to express myself. I'm always stuck sending out his thoughts. But now I have a chance to be heard! And I have a few suggestions that might help you find what you're looking for.
While I would bet good money (if I had any - for some reason, though I work around the clock, nobody sees fit to pay me) that the fault lies at this end, it is probably worth quickly checking there are no typos in the address your browser is trying to access.
If not, it is also possible that you've followed a broken link, or a link to a page that no longer exists. If that is the case, please take a moment to email the owner of the link to tell him about the problem.
Lastly, I suggest using the search bar at the top of the page. Good luck!
By the time you return, this problem should be resolved. If not, please feel free to harass the person responsible by emailing dave@addedbytes.com.
Sincerely,
I. R. Website

9 Comments
coolest 404 ever!
#1, Paulo Avila, Philippines, 14 December 2009. Reply to this.
genius. Thanks!
#2, required, 31 December 2009. Reply to this.
I LOVE your 404 page - thanks for taking the time
#3, Josh Carr Superstar, USA! USA! USA!, 6 January 2010. Reply to this.
Hahaha your awesome 404, thanks for chatting with me today!
#4, Jimmy of the Mac!, Centre of the earth, 14 January 2010. Reply to this.
halo alovyu mach baij.
#5, duric, holand, 20 February 2010. Reply to this.
wow! i think you need some rest :D
#6, bad anatomy, 26 February 2010. Reply to this.
Well I figure since you took the time to talk to me I should take sometime out to talk to you. You are a really cool 404, probably the coolest 404 I have come across yet. I hope the person responsible for keeping you working around the clock gets what he deserves!
#7, Me, USA, 12 March 2010. Reply to this.
the coolest 404 page ever :X
#8, sosorino, Romania, 30 May 2010. Reply to this.
Unfortunately, your password generator sent me here.
#9, U., 6 August 2010. Reply to this.