1. How many questions are in this quiz?

• 1
• 10
• 100
• I don't understand the question

2. How many of the questions in this quiz are not as dumb as a box of rocks?

• 0
• i
• Fish
• I don't understand the question

3. How do you spell "potato"?

• Potato. What a stupid question.
• Potahto
• I don't eat potato.
• I don't understand the question

4. Do you think there is any chance this quiz is more than just a random number generator?

• Yes (you'd be wrong)
• No
• ?
• I don't understand the question

5. If I weigh 12 stone, and I eat a pie, what happens to the water level?

• You don't weight 12 stone you fat liar!
• Mmmmmm, pie.
• Nothing.
• I don't understand the question

6. What is your name?

• Wobble
• Arthur, King of the Britons
• Why isn't there a text box to type in my answer to this one?
• I don't understand the question

7. An Englishman, an Irishman does it take to cross who's there?

• 9
• Mexico City
• The Tango
• I don't understand the question

8. Question 8?

• I don't understand the question

9. Have any of the quizzes you have done in the past changed your life?

• Yes
• No
• $160,000,000 (ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY MILLION DOLLARS)
• I don't understand the question

10. Do you feel you have wasted your time doing this quiz?

• Yes
• Definitely
• Without a Doubt
• I don't understand the question